A
brief look-in at the beginning of the Howard Era, when things were still going
fine
The
Ramsar Convention on Wetlands held its 6th meeting of the Conference of the Contracting
Parties (COP6) in Brisbane, Australia, in March 1996, and a festive occasion it
must have been for many people. But nobody I knew. My experience of the 10-day
work-bash was . . . good experience!! But not to be repeated! (But, in fact, it
was repeated, at COP7 in San José in 1999, COP8 in Valencia in 2002, and
COP9 in Kampala in 2005, and COP10 in Changwon, South Korea,
in 2008, and Bucharest in 2012. And in Punta del Este, Uruguay, in 2015.)
You
shuffle onto an airplane in Geneva (this was before the Shameful
Era of taking off your shoes and pouring your shampoo down the pan), wake
up briefly in London to haul your luggage for a mile or two to Terminal X-Y-Z,
wake up again in Dubai or some other God-forsaken Outpost of the Empire
and sit in the juice bar for a couple of hours with inferior newspapers, and then
wake up again in Sydney, with just time to nod off again before you're in Brisbane
on the Queensland coast. Completely befuddled.
And
this is what you see. An hotel on Kangaroo Point!
Not
all that bad, for an entirely built environment, if you're on an expense account.
In the one jet-lag day granted us, we had the opportunity to go for a long run
out towards Moreton Bay on the coast, and never saw a natural thing anywhere (except
dubious water in the river). Just well-designed artificial stuff, like this.
The
hotel at Kangaroo Point was all well and good, but the trajet to the venue at
South Bank Parklands was by a half hour's boat ride each morning and evening,
and the nearest beer store to the hotel was down near Captain Burke Park under
the highway bridge. So, though it wasn't nearly as bad as Mr Bush's Abu Ghraib, there
were more than a few discomforts here.
Ramsar COP6
in full blossom.
From left: Tim Davis and myowngoodself, rapporteurs; Mike Smart and Delmar Blasco
from the Secretariat; Louise Lakos of Hungary; Peter Bridgewater representing
the host country [later our Secretary General but not for long :-)], and in
the back row, Tim Jones, Montserrat Carbonell, and the late Tom Kabii.
And
afterwards! In an utter
stupor, we imposed ourself upon our good friends in Surfers' Paradise
and slept it off for a week, probably responding to questions from time to time
unintelligibly.
All the mod cons
This
is John and Alison's house in a marina-sort-of-thing in Surfers' Paradise. The
shoreline has been carefully excavated in such a way that all of the homeowners
get, not only their own street and parking space, but their own dock and boat
canal as well. A sort of maze.
John
and Alison have been well known to us for many years. John was our dentist in
Leysin, Switzerland, and Alison was our esteemed colleague in the library of the American College of Switzerland, way back when. And here we are, some years
later, relaxing on their boat in Moreton Bay, and having lunch withh John's parents near North Stradbroke
Island.
Lunch
On
some island near Moreton Bay, from left: Gregor, narrator, Alison, and young Georgia.
Seen from the top of the dunes
Family
group: Alison, John, Gregor . . .
. . . Georgia
Gorgeous Georgia
Our
hosts in 1996: John, Gregor, Georgia, and Alison. Probably very glad to see the
back of us after a week of post-COP drying out.
But
. . . now we have good reason to hope, 11 years further on, that we'll have a
visit from John and Georgia this summer. So there's still another reason to hang
on for a little while longer.
Update: John
and Georgia (still beautiful) were here in early July 2007, and paid for the pizza!
Update bis: John, Alison, and Gregor stopped by for lunch in Féchy in August 2008. Another treat.